Monday, July 11, 2005

To all the 'anonymous' fools

Seems like my cover is blown... lol... cover (!!!!!)
I had "succesfully" disappeared, until I decided to create this blog. Now I have comments, most of them "anonymous" or with unlinked IDs like "familiar stranger", or "me said", or "who else", that clearly indicate some people back home could shoot me at sight if they were forgiven one murder.
What is it with them?
One blog I post, hoping someone who has a blog would comment and then I'd start reading their blogs and comment, and so on, and the comments index starts to flood with comments like,

"Anonymous said...
you are stupid, arrogant apart from your good looks you got nothing
"

"who else said...
Yeah right, you have deleted the most damaging comments already and now pretend (once again) to be generous. Since when has using your profane vocab become the byword for being angry? Btw, dictionary.com is the place to go for understanding my comments.
"

"familiar stranger said...
This is getting to be fun. So you are going to sit here all night, refreshing this page so that these comments can be deleted before your would-be-victims get to see them? I wish I were a loser like you to have the time to indulge in such frivolous pastimes.
"

Seems these ex-girlfriends of mine were bringing hell down to earth to search for me. Now they've pounced on me, completely.
I mean, don't they have better things to do? How much anger could one man - who stands 5 feet 7 inches above the ground - possibly pump into them?
Obviously a whole lot.
They're quoting lines from my own book and throwing it against me, quoting stuff like, me getting "sacked" from an international news agency, and then talking about "how I "ran away with some people's money".
God... the world's really a small place huh?
Can't even blog in peace.
Who gave them my blog ID? How did they find this blog? Not that I had my name on it.
The picture I uploaded only two days ago, but they've been commenting ever since.
Listen people, if I ever hurt anyone, it was not my intention to. I am impulsive and aberrant by nature, and the last thing I ever wanted was to hurt people. Just that I couldn't help my honesty.
I am sorry if I told you you were looking ugly when you were, I am sorry if I took some money from you and didn't bother to return it because I didn't care that you cared so much about money, I am sorry if I told you I loved you when i did thinking and believing I really did, until the next day when I realised I didn't and told you that. Unfortunately, by then, you had already slept with me. And I assure you I woulnd't have initiated the sex. I never do.
So please for Christ's sake leave me alone, and take your anger out on someone else.
If you still wanna comment, please leave your names behind, and I will personally send a hand-written apology to each one.
If you're still not satisfied, I'm coming back to Delhi in December, and all of you can gun me down at the airport itself.
And just in case, which I really really pray for, you DON'T care a damn, phuuuulllleeeeaaasssee act it and not send irrelevant comments to my blogs telling ME what I am.
PS: And all those who think I am not letting their comments stay on my blogs because the comments are "damaging" and would shoo away my "would-be-victims", get a life. If there's a name or a link on the comment, no matter how degrading it is, it will stay.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess what i feel like shoot you in your balls and say innocently i am sorry ... you would not want to know who i am and what i do else all your notions you have about being, sucessful, smart and what not would just go away and i dont want to be the one to take away your falsely assumed pride in yourself

July 11, 2005 10:24 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

I am gonna let the anonymous comments stay for this post. So say whatever you people have to once and for all, and let everyone read.
Anonymous comments will not allowed on any other posts. So this is your party.

July 11, 2005 10:35 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

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July 11, 2005 10:50 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

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July 11, 2005 10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

should i call hospital your mental state doesnt seem normal ... you were already retarded just that problem looks like is getting out of control ...

July 11, 2005 10:53 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

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July 11, 2005 10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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July 11, 2005 11:04 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

Have fun leaving more comments. I'm off to bed. Your party's over.

July 11, 2005 11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

party has just begun ...

July 11, 2005 11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its disgusting to see this - so i will stop seeing this now. how pathetic is anonymous abusing you in public and how shameless are you to respond? and say things like 'you slept with me' in public? you are not this r... why do this? or maybe you are. whatever. dont bother to leave a comment (which will be hyper and rude i am sure) for me coz i wont check this space again.

July 12, 2005 10:33 AM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

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July 12, 2005 10:53 AM  
Blogger alice said...

seems like u r going thru a hell lot..
thanx for posting a comment on my blog, and can i pls borrow Jannat...

July 12, 2005 11:45 AM  
Blogger Teleute said...

jesus! an awfully lot of ppl seem to not like you, don't dey?
supremely weird, man!

July 12, 2005 11:47 AM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

yeah Alice... you can borrow Jannat.
I doubt if I'll have twince. one daughter and Shaayari would be her name.
And yeah... am going through hell. Thought I'd run away, but they've found me. Lol.
Just goes to show how many wrong women I dated.

TELEUTE: I don't think it's weird. As it's been for years now, I have realised, either women love me to death, or they completely hate me. There's nothing in between.
Dunno why though...

July 12, 2005 11:57 AM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

Oops...
I doubt if I'll have twins* (twince?? what was I thinking)

July 12, 2005 2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviouly, here is a case of someone who is so deprived of attention and God knows, what else, that he revels in being insulted and thinks it's an honour. That he thinks all these people here are women just goes to show what a maniac he is. Because I am not. If you 'date' over 23 women in your 24 years, chances are most of them are sluts (your word, not mine) anyway. Any discerning man with some class and refinement would not find so many women to like. I have known some of them, and I know no self-respecting man will not touch them with a barge pole. That you slept with them (or maybe not) and shouted about it from the rooftop just shows how depraved you are.

Anonymous
As for your concern about this being's mental state, I have an explanation. Can't get the name of the film right now (it's by Kar Wai, the Hong Kong filmamker) , but it's about this tramp whose mother left him when he was a baby to become a prostitute. when he grows up, his kick in life is to make women believe he loves them, so that they love him back, and then he can walk out on them the way his mother, the prostitute had walked out on him. That's his way of getting even. Here seems to be a similar case, of a deranged being, except that the reason I think of his abnormality has to do with his father and not his mother. I will not condescend to his level and disclose the explantion which was quite popular at one time.
In a similar vien, terrorists are people with huge complexes, and inadequacies. They take up violence as it gives them a feeling of power. This creature here seems to get power out of using women's vulnerabilities, like murderers get a kick out of killing their unarmed victims.
Let's leave this character to his own devices and let him revel in what he thinks are conquests.

July 12, 2005 4:21 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

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July 12, 2005 4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true what "familiar stranger" said,that the girl you have been gushing about is the same who once used to be 'slut' and 'easy'as per you....

July 12, 2005 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conman i will put it in right words what you said it yourself ...

TELEUTE: I don't think it's weird. As it's been for years now, I have realised, either women love me to death, or they completely hate me. There's nothing in between.
Dunno why though...

TELEUTE: I don't think it's weird. As it's been for years now, I have realised, women love me to death until they figure how lowly creature I am and then they completely hate me. There's nothing in between.
Dunno why though...

Dunno why though????? makes me laugh you are oviously too stupid to not understand why some women (read the ones who are not just a dumb bimbo) tend to treat you like trash...

July 12, 2005 5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... thanks for giving me some insight into this guys mental state ... well atleast now all my hate will turn into pity for this poor creature who has already suffered so much in his life ... just for the records i am a guy too ...

July 12, 2005 5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like conman is trying to clear the mess he made by selectively removing his comments ... kalyani ka jaadu hai mitwa ...

July 12, 2005 6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sorry to burst your bubble, but fortunately, I haven't been your ex. Would never have had anything to do with somone who comes from the gutter. And now I see I wasn't the only one. There's anonymous and ... has come up with enlightening dissection into your personality. And btw, I am someone who knows a lot about your shady dealings. I repeat again, since you don't seem to understand much English, that I haven't read your book. Since you keep mentioning it all the time, how about telling your semi-literate fans about it? Does it mention that they once called the police at your Saket house?

July 12, 2005 7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And does it mention that you were caught with your pants down and f...ing ..... at that neighbourhood rag you worked for? And that someone who went by the name of BJ and was known to sleep with the dogs outside Videocon Tower used to say unmnetionable things about your family, before she started to blow you.

July 12, 2005 7:06 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

The cops have come to my place a million times... which incident are you talking about... lol.

July 12, 2005 7:08 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

and please stop changing IDs and commenting... you're sounding foolish and people are getting to know...

July 12, 2005 7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conman please explain me why does someone has to wear a mask on a mask ... to put it in simpler words for your obtuse mind why does familiar stranger has to dorn multiple identities when you can't relate who she is even to one of her so many identities your assuming

July 12, 2005 7:20 PM  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

Now that you reveal who she is...
There could be only one alcoholic lunatic back in India...
You really want me to take your name?
You obviously doubt my intelligence and my information network back in India.
You're identity stands revealed... with one phone call.
And I really don't think ur worth replying back to.

July 12, 2005 7:27 PM  
Blogger Teleute said...

dude, dis is really scary! n seriously disturbin.
n very entertainin as well! i'm sorry - bt i love gossip.
:D

July 12, 2005 8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe =)

December 17, 2005 4:14 PM  

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