The obvious!

'Terming the twin bomb blasts in Varanasi as a "terrorist act", Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Mulayam Singh Yadav hinted at the role of a Pakistan- based terror outfit behind them and said the state government would work together with the Centre to solve the case.
Addressing a crowded press conference at the Circuit house, Yadav said Tuesday's blasts were "definitely an act of terrorism".'

Oh really! An act of terrorism, is it?! And look at us, we fools, we were thinking a 13-year-old kid, went to the supermarket, bought what he thought were firecrackers, and left them around the city.

And then yesterday, a Times of India story read: 'Indian PM Manmohan Singh has condemned the bomb blasts.'

Aaah! Let's give him an award for condemning the blasts.

And Indian journalists are such fucking fools to even write this. Of course he'll condemn it you chutes. That's what PMs are for! It's a freakin bomb blast in the country he heads!

What do you expect him to say? "Oh no, it's cool. It's just a bomb blast. Chill out guys. Where the hell's my beer?"

Bloody idiots.

Lord, check this out!