I don't bitch about my ex-women

I don't. Seriously. I think I stopped bitching about them sometime after passing out from college. It seemed really pointless... and immature. Coz sincerely, I really love all my ex-women for being such idiots. All of them put together, have really really helped in bringing me to a point where I know, NOW when I find a girl for myself, she's gonna be the last in my life.

In short - I won't make the same stupid mistake again.

But I gotta say this. It ain't bitching. Just some stunning revalations that have apparently chosen to bump into me.

Some of you know, I was seeing this woman called 'Noor', and that later I started to accept a fact my friends kept pumping into my head, that she's somewhat nuts - not nuts over me, but a little nuts in general.

Now yesterday, I had an unknown person called Mithun D'souza on my MSN friends list.

Rohit: Who the hell are you?

Mithun: Hey dude. Let me introduce myself. I am Mithun D'souza, and I got fucked over by a girl who you know as 'Noor'.

Rohit: Err?

Mithun: She fucked me over off 80k.

Rohit: Err?

Mithun: In December, she mailed me and then later took my number and called me. In due course of the conversation, she told me she had contacts in Apple and that she could get me powerbooks. I was intersted in powerbooks.

Rohit: Brother, and I have no idea what the fuck you're on about. What's your point?

Mithun: She asked me to send her 60+20k.

Rohit: And you did?

Mithun: Yes.

Rohit: Lol.

Mithun: Yeah yeah. (*&^%$#. This is my number, call me up and call me a chute. I am laughing at it too. I am 23 man.

Rohit: Dude. I won't ask you at 23 how does one get 80k to spare for a stranger. Anyway, what next.

Mithun: She disappeared.

Rohit: Really?

Mithun: I don't even know her real name.

Rohit: Noor is not her real name.

Mithun: Yeah, I guessed that. Not that I want the money back. Not that I will get it back even if I wanted to. But she had told me a little about you, and I got your email from your blog. Thought I'd just share it with you.

Rohit: What did she tell you about me?

Mithun: That you were with Vogue and that she is seeing you.

Rohit: I only figured in Vogue as a model once. I'm not with Vogue. And in December I was not seeing her.

Mithun: Just while we're on the issue, do you have any idea about her whereabouts so that I can at least try to get my money back?

Rohit: Sorry bro. Can't help you with this one. She's the kind of girl I'd wanna stay at least 100 miles away from --- in radius I mean. She's one girl I term as 'Dangerous'. Besides, she changes her phone number every two weeks.

Rohit: Anyway, dude. All this is of no concern to me. If what you're saying is true, you have my sympathies. But don't completely rule it out. Give people the benifit of the doubt. Maybe she'll actually send you the powerbooks.

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Convo: Ends.

I went to her blog, which is now inaccessible, back then it read: "Broken Verses as you all know is no more in this world. I wouldn't say may her soul rest in peace. I'll just say, "she lived". - Just someone who knew her."

I don't know, something got to me then. A strange current went through. I remembered she telling me she was shooting for Karma, The Confessions alongside Robert De'niro and Sushmita Sen.

I did what my gut told me to. The shooting's over, so obviously, the cast has to be somewhere. Searched the net. Got the cast... the entire cast. And just what I was thinking. Not a sign of her in the crew. Didn't surprise me one bit.

Well... what can I say? I don't feel too bad about breaking up with her after all.

Mr. D'souza just told me that he's got the cops involved and they have apparently already traced the guy, in whose name Noor had asked D'souza to send the cheque to.

Seems like this is gonna get interesting.

Lol.

But...

I don't usually bitch about my ex-women, unless, they're conwomen for real.