DO I LOOK GAY????
I'm serious man...Do I? What the fuck's wrong with people... with men???
Where are the chicks? Do THEY think I'm gay?
Why do people think I'm gay?
Why do different men go hitting on me every time? Why do MEN hit on me? Why do ONLY men hit on me?
I'm sure the women think I'm gay.
Damn.
But why?
That I wear earrings? That I got a cute butt (lol)? That I "play with my long hair too much"? Or that I get myself waxed? What?
Why the hell do men think they have a chance with me?
Why the hell do ONLY men think they have a chance with me.
Blah...
Err... AM I gay??????!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Once the Conman at 8:32 AM
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Alley: Thanks... but... you're not gay, are you???
Congratulations! You have scored 60% chance of being gay on AJ's Gaydar (As apposed to 40% chance for clint).
1. You color coordinate too well for a normal straight guy. Most guys gay or straigh are very vain, its just gay men usually achieve better for their investment.
2. Your features are very andro. Its not a bad thing as many male/female models bear the same big eyes & pouty lips.
3. Stop tilting your head to one side like that. Your poses are too well rehearsed. Most but not all gay men carry themselves very well whereas straight men fumble.
4. The earing is too gay! Most men don't wear such sparkly bling bling...
Oh yeah, gay men are superbly horny bastards so we do jump at any potential romp. That being said, what you doing tonite?
Lol. Give yourself more credit. Don't try too hard & DON"T ask girls "Do I look gay?"
Aj: Ha Ha...
You ain't good for the sexuality trauma I am going through right now?
Though I will agree, that men hitting on me has always been a matter of great ego boost for me. Always. But still, over the past few months, the ratio of men hitting on me far outweighs the number of women who have tried their luck with me.
And I need women right now. Not men who think they're women.
@aj: ure makin me sound like im in a "who looks more gay" contest!
rohit: true dude. remember that chick checkin us out at that place we went to buy hair wax?
But you think she was checking us to find out if we're gay and lovers, or was she actually checking us out as "Hmmm... cute".
????
yeah man... I think she thought we were gay. We were the only two guys checking out cosmetic products for skin care and hair care...
Damn...
lol
yeah commin to think of it...
Wax duh that's gay
I think you want to be gay..you have a morbid inclinination to pursue the other side.
you're bi, aren't you? well then you're already halfway there...
:) Awww..
Nice snap, but the sandals are a no-no honey, they DO NOT go with the ensemble.
That being said, how typically straight of you to not coordinate the shoes with the outfit.
=)
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Anonymous; If I wanted to, I wudda been... As far as bisexuality is concerned... I have said several times before, I wanted to try everything before I approved or disapproved of it.
Tried it... didn't like it... left it.
So Up Yours!
Jupiter: Phulease.... Save it.
Why so many stereotypes about sexuality? If you don't "feel" that you're gay, then, you're not. Simple. Ha. If someone thinks that you're gay, maybe they've perverted minds...or maybe it's just you who thinks that they think that you're gay while maybe they don't think so. Confusing...:/
lol.
And my eyes had been working well till about 5 minutes ago. Chances are that they're still fine and according to them, you don't look gay. BTW, nice outfit. Oh, and sandals look good with an ethnic ensemble like this... :D
Okay, guess I again wrote a long comment...blabbermouth.
What a bunch of baloney!
Am i gay? Am i not gay? Am i pretty? Here's my picture, is my outfit okay? Is my hair wax past it's expiry date?
Oh my gosh, is my butt cute enough?! - geez!
I agree with Aj, it's takes little more than vanity and a couple of 'ask outs' to be unsure, or 'walk the line' y'know?
I don't know about gay, but you're definitely 'queer'.
Eliamma.
The girl who sold the world: I don't care what they think. I blog about whatever I want to blog... doesn't really mean that it's bothering me. I'm a big fake, if you haven't realised till now.
Packan: Why is waxing gay? Just coz I am averse to hair on my body doesn't make me gay...
Wanting to sleep with a man makes me gay. I still love my women.
Meg: Do you practise being this ugly?
Alley:...???
Well if you feel like sleeping with a guy as well as a gal..makes u more Bi!!
Packan: Take english lessons. Especially understanding written english...
"""""Just coz I am averse to hair on my body doesn't make me gay...
Wanting to sleep with a man makes me gay.""""""
---- Point being... IF I want to sleep with a guy that would make me gay.
But if you read my post... you will understand... that I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH MEN...
GET IT???
Now do yourself and me a favour... get lost.
i bet you are the passive one haha
Anonymous: What the freak's funny?
Hi Rohit
u look soo good in the pic
love u ..hot kisses...we are all jerking off looking at a wall with ur printout on it
Anish,Sahil,Terry,Gaurav,Ravi,Brandon and Michael.
Muah Muah
Hot kiss
u know the gay hangout in doha ..
be there this thursday
Alice: Whatever dude...
Anonymous: Blah.
Maybe this is the reason why...
(from the McDonald's post).
Conman - Have you been to India's McDonald's - ever? Young college kids actually "hang out" in McDonald's. Who HANGS OUT in McDonald's?? And, I have known people throw their kids b'day parties at McDonald's!! That is just the lamest thing possible! And obviously they do that because they think it's cool. Basically a majority of the Indian population (I am not saying "all") do believe it's cool to do anything that's remotely American. As for example, in your comment you said - "Girl... McDonalds IS NOT considered "hip and elite"." You do know that "Girl" in that sentence is a very American thing to say. Infact, it is a part of the African American lingo. AND - "Girl" is almost always used by girls/women or gays!!!! Straight guys would NEVER EVER start a sentence with "Girl..."!! I am serious! :-) Of course, it is totally okay to use lingo from various parts of the world - but we need to know if we are using it in the right context :-) Sorry, I am just giving a hard time :-) Thanks a lot for dropping by! I PROMISE I will not give you a hard time again :-) You maintain a cool blog!
... - Whaeva...
oh you sure are ..... dont we know your exploits in delhi !!! just relax... its no big deal if you also like men or girlie boys !!!
why do u ask ppl their opinion if you cannot stand their honest answers!
Aha! so you're gay! :P That explains a lot of things!
On a more serious note: you wax?!?!?! *wow a guy who can take the pain!* :P
Women don't like rough dirty looking men. They just like the 'x' factor. Personally I think men should be metrosexual (to a certain extent). The smell of Hugo Boss beats sweat and elbow grease anyday! :P
Anon: You know absolutely nothing about me in Delhi. Whatever you could know is probably what I told you, and you, like an idiot, believed it.
If you've ever known me... know this... whoever you are, I was playing you from the word GO!
Xeb: I'm as straight as they come. There's absolutely no confusion there. I posted this one c0oz I simply wanted to use that picture of mine. This seemed a relevant topic to post with the pic...
Get it?
Life: We're on the same wavelength.
Soul: The last thing a person should tell me is to be myself. You woulnd't have said that if you knew me a little...
Anyway.
Xeb: You are just ONE woman. Don't try and stand up and speak for the entire world. That apart... I don't really care what women like... I do and wear, be what I like.
I am my greatest lover.
Life: We're on the same wavelength, except that... why the freak do you have Ricky Martin's picture on up there?????
That's one part I do not get.
Strange.
And Anonymous: I never friggin asked for anyone's opinion. In fact I hate opinions from others. Who the hell ever said I needed anyone to come to this blog and comment?!
Keep your opinions to yourself. When I write, even if it ends with a question mark, it's meant for me.
I dont know u ... just came across ur profile ... I have the same problem ! people do question my sexuality due to my sense of dressing ... I think its quiet normal they think its too well coordinated for a guy !
I dont wax my body though !
I think ur a good looking dude ... dont blame those men chatting u up ! i might give it a go too my self - am not gay ... definately not out and proud ;)
peace out dude ... if ur ever considering going out with a guy - just to see how it is, then drop me a line ;-)
Hello,
There's nothing wrong with looking gay, if you think you are then you can be Bi which is better than gay or straight and have fun because that's what's life is about ~.^
And by the way so what if men ask you for sex? when you have sex your doing it for you to orgasm and to have fun in someone's ass it doesn't matter if it was a guy trust me on this =D
Thanks,
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