Anti-Mallu rant #187.52

Somebody once told me the reason for Surds to be really succesful in what they do. "Coz they know how to laugh at themselves."

Well, what crappy reason is that???!!! It doesn't make any sense. My reasoning was, its coz they don't care much how they look and don't waste time trying to change their hairstyles, or gelling their hair, or shaving, putting aftershave and all that jazz. And they are pretty sure, no woman in this world is gonna give them a second look so might as well not even try to waste time trying to get them into bed. They save that much of time and put it all into the work they... done. Success. Duh.

Nevertheless, if the former reasoning is true, well, then the mallus may as well start. Hip Hip Malyali. Hip Hip Mallu.

Casablanca one of my newest friends from the blogosphere, obviously's heard a lot from me about the mallus here, and thought it appropriate to send me this mail. It's old, but it still holds water my friends. Yes it does.

Name the only part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?

Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

To yearn menney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

What is a Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yay.

Why did his wife divorce him?

Because he was louwing another woman.

Who found out that?

His andy (lol... this is funny. Aunty = andy in mallu accent).

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?

Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?

Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please don't delete this after reading, You should atleast send thismail to: 10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil, 20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,

40 Malayalis you will receive appams.

Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips.

Thank you Casa :)

Trust me, yeasily, about 400,000 peepuls from Qatar will definyately read this I tell you. Half the popyultaion of Qatar is Malayali.

I will courier the bennana chips and cokknut oil to you in S'pore.

hehehe.